CRINGE You love him But…when he hits the dance floor! Ladies in one of our Yummy Mummy FB groups were having a cheeky little thread about their other halves. And it got me thinking. I LOVE it when little boys turn up for my dance classes. I always say to the nervous ones: When you… Read More >
It’s ALL Kicking Off!
Are you ok? It’s been hectic, right? Uniforms, pencil cases, Clark’s (don’t get me started) cabin fever, haircuts and a million and one other things to be done. And you did them! Anyway…. Now it’s back to you. So here’s what’s going on in Wise & Gorgeous Towers this week. It’s just there perfect time… Read More >
Slimming World…Turns out Fat Fighters is TRUE
So, to understand the loyalty to Slimming World that some of the ladies we work with, have (to begin with) – I thought I had better ‘go see’. So I was actually looking forward to something that read pretty well on paper: No calorie counting Transactional analysis incorporated into sessions Healthy swaps Satiety consideration in eating plans… Exercise… Read More >
PT New Sep Timetable Bookings open 17th August
How To Get Through Life
Yoga Mondays 7pm
Wednesday MASH-Up – Back in September….
Fifty Shades of….
(high five Emma) …Seriously Concerned So – of the couple of thousand people who read these emails/blog each day, very few are men. Not surprised – I don’t aim them at them. We get the rare (very welcome if he can put up with the teasing) man a FitCamp, none at classes, none at PT… Read More >
People Watching
So just got back from breakfast, in a rather spectacular hotel in Porto Santo. This has to be the happiest place on the planet. People are actually walking around…smiling. Like all of them. You can tell the families that are newly arrived; Still barking at their children Still tottering around on high heels… Read More >
Abs & Bums Workout
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STOP Nicking Teapots
:::->>Never miss an email CLICK HERE:<<-::: We Nicked Teapots It’s not big and it’s not clever… Disclaimers: It was a LONG time ago It was funny at the time I am much more sensible now I am not proud of myself So my friend and I go back a long way. (To about 8 years old, in fact) I… Read More >
You TOUCHED me…
] In a good way. In our village there is a little beauty salon. It’s not the kind of ‘local salon’ that you’d expect (the sort with a couple of hungover teenage therapists having a fag out the fire escape). Nor is it the sort where you feel you need a full face of makeup… Read More >
Mindfulness Yoga
Mondays 7pm Holy Cross Church Eastleigh Town Centre CLICK THE PIC for info…
A Bitch is a Bitch
It’s been an interesting week. Massive unexpected changes, serious hospital appointments, other things starting to take off… And a decision. To stop doing some things that I didn’t need to do. Even though astrology HAS to be load of old cobblers (12th of us living the same life? Yeah, whatever..), I seem to be… Read More >
Fat People are Stupid
Fat People are Stupid And they have less chance of succeeding ….than winning the lottery. Which rather nasty person said this? Was it Frankie Boyle? Nope. Was it Roy Chubby Brown? Nope. Was it Katie Hopkins? (to be fair, probably at some point but not in this instance) No it was WEIGHT WATCHERS YUP. Their ex-finance director RICHARD SAMBER… Read More >
I am a Buddhist Nazi
Apparently… I am a Buddhist Nazi. “a general rant that doesn’t go anywhere in particular” We were talking. It seemed general opinion that I have ‘STRONG POLITICAL VIEWS” That’s news to me. I never find myself completely aligned to any of the ‘main’ parties. Buddhist-Nazi actually not accurate, on the whole, I would have… Read More >
Cheer Up Grumpybum
ErMehGerrrd How did THAT happen? It is theoretically Summer. Well it isn’t sunny but it isn’t raining quite so much And the World keeps turning, school runs rudely continue, bottles made, nappies changed, bizzare costumes constructed for school, from bits that cost more than if you just bought it from Ebay. the Tesco shop. the… Read More >
How Not To Go Stark Staring Mental
>>>>>>WANT TO LISTEN INSTEAD? CLICK HERE!<<<<<<<<< A day in the life of the stay-at-home mum.. Leisurely breakfast, Yoga, Loose Women/Jeremy Kyle, Nails/hairdressers, Coffee with friends, kiss my babies goodnight, Salsa with friends, Bedtime Sorry – that may not be strictly accurate. A day in the life of an ACTUAL stay-at-home mum. 6:30am Child #1… Read More >
Life Lessons from a Serial Killer
Lessons From Dexter He might be a brutal serial-killer But he’s a nice boy, really. If you want to listen to me read it…click the headphones ^^^^^ It’s an actual problem. I have a Dexter addiction. Things like eating, going to the toilet, and collecting children from school are basically annoying interruptions. And I know… Read More >
The School Fayre (A Beginner’s Guide)
I spent a rather pleasant but blustery afternoon with child #3 at our local school Summer Fair. Between the 3 of them, they have been to 5 schools (which I have just realised looks very bad on paper) so I have pretty decent overview of how these events go.