Grandma. She’ll Kick Your Ass

 Turns out… Oldies know stuff. (She wasn’t called Super-Gran for Nothing!) “First you are young; then you are middle-aged, then you are old; then you are wonderful” Everything is getting WAY too complicated; Slimming clubs, diet supplements, milkshake for dinner, low/high/no/all-carbs, Atkins, 5:2 those tablets that make you poo yourself when you cough, cabbage soup…