I’m in a Sexual Relationship with Gary Lineker

Dilated Pupils Mouth Watering Heart Racing I.  Just.  Want.  It..  NOW This is how Ellie described to me what happened when her husband came back from the Co-Op Not JUST with the bin bags he went for but with a family size bag of Walkers crisps before he left for Monday night football practice. She hadn’t planned to eat that kind of…